Meet the Players

 Name NickName LB Position Status Detail
 Bob Waltos  Bob  367  Slow Old Running Back  Freshman   View  
 Dale Thayer  Mal  175 lbs (wet)  Utility  Sophmore   View  
 Dan Kelly  Dan Do Good  195 working on 190 by game day  QB & WR (everyone else just block)  Freshman   View  
 David Ricci  $#%&*  234.9999  horizontal  Freshman   View  
 Eric Beach  Going Rogue  170  Commentator  Junior   View  
 Gary Stickler  Ditka  225  leaning  Freshman   View  
 Greg Richardson  "Hands"  179  Receiver  Junior   View  
 James Harmon  Beaker  234  scrub  Sophmore   View  
 Jason Lavin  Mr. Bone  210  Blue Team  Senior   View  
 Jeff Brown  Glory Days  300  Left out  Freshman   View  
 Jerry McGee  kanavis  200  sitting in my office  Senior   View  
 Jim Nice  J-Nizzle  205  prone  Junior   View  
 John Olson  Johnny "O"  180 lbs of solid 20% bodyfat  President  Freshman   View  
 John Petrie  "Child pleez"  My wife still says I'm perfect.  Side mount  Junior   View  
 Lance Ryan  I will earn one on game day  230, holding my 10 year old  Downward Dog  Freshman   View  
 M. Brent Johnson  BJ  185  quarterback  Freshman   View  
 Matt Waterman  I'll come up with one before the game  143  Punter  Freshman   View  
 Mike Erre  Erre  more than that  Quarterback, etc.  Freshman   View  
 Mike McGee  Kanavis Sr  175  make my brother look good  Freshman   View  
 Nick Hansen  Skinny Post  190  Conservative  Freshman   View  
 Preston Kenney  Stone  170 lbs  Missing Link  Sophmore   View  
 Randy Stuart  Stu  195 yikes - really?? I'm fat!  Left Out and ex-waterboy  Sophmore   View  
 Richard Holdaway  Donger  95 KG  reclining  Senior   View  
 Rick Howard  No Show  210  riding the pine  Freshman   View  
 Ron Kalinowski  Sneaky slow  200  Barstool  Senior   View  
 Sandy Corzine  Ziner  184  QB/WR  Freshman   View  
 Steve Mader  Steve  175  Sticks  Sophmore   View  
 Tim McHugh  Angry Hippo  305  Buddhist  Junior   View  
 Troy Fresch  Fresch-man  175  Bartender  Junior   View  
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